Multiple Gab Wounds
Join Toni, Andi, and Angi every Thursday as we discuss discuss life; politics; black-owned businesses; geekiness; cultural issues; mental health; careers; sex; getting older; ridiculousness; social media; and TikTok. Tune in for some laughs and real honest talk from three Gen X women of color, who are sick of your (and often our own) S***.
Episodes
Episodes
Saturday Aug 24, 2024
Ep. 2. 9 Chink, chink...Waaaariorrrrs!
Saturday Aug 24, 2024
Saturday Aug 24, 2024
You hoes ready?
We open the show with Boo's puke socks. I mean, that is just what the record button landed on ~shrug~. In this episode, Toni & Angi call their sisters to figure out if Gen Z know nursery rhymes. Suffice it to say...skibidi toilet. Here is a lil something-something about nursery rhymes... https://nurseryrhymesmg.com/. Don't let the traditions die! Also, Toni was all the way wrong about Humpty Dumpty...https://www.historydefined.net/humpty-dumpty-history/ . She was thinking of Jack & Jill. She was also thinking she would share her audio with you, if you don't mind...https://soundgasm.net/u/Master_Akua/A4A-Let-Me-Lift-You-Up. She said be nice, she is still learning. :-)
Only Black people chime in on this one: Bonnets in public; yay or nay? Why?
They talk about the Hip Hop Olympics and Australia's auspicious contribution to the art form. Dena the Hip-Hop dance instructor could have taught Raygun a thing or two: https://youtu.be/IS2KQ46Kf84?si=3cxEVIsZBpaxKYUp. The women make their plans for their English vacation and then end the show with a round of Pick Your Poison.
As we wrap up another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds," we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
Until then:
Show Karen and nem who tha fuck you are, and keep your tits and standards high!
Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!
Visit our FB page at https://www.facebook.com/multiplegabwounds/ or send words of encouragement at mgwlistener@gmail.com …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…
Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”
Sunday Aug 18, 2024
Ep.2.8 Panic at the GenX
Sunday Aug 18, 2024
Sunday Aug 18, 2024
TW: SA, male body parts
STOP THIS BUS! THAT N!&&A GOT HIS EGGPLANT IN HIS HAND! Welcome back to another week of Multiple Gab Wounds. This week, besties Andi, Angi, & Toni discuss bus jerky and poopy bric-a-brac.
The comedian Toni was thinking of was Russell Peters. Russell does a great bit about haggling and take it...and go. Far be it from us to brag but Gen-X is 1000000% the best generation. I mean, we are the generation that gave you hoes internet! ~Brushing our shoulders off~ <<<--- We gave you that too!!!
Shout out to Zato's for lunch in the middle of the show. No, they didn't sponsor anything. We had to buy it ourselves. Tell them we sent you and maybe they will bless us with lunch on them.
Angie was right! When WWII ended in 1945, the Silent Generation came home from the war and started smashing like there was no tomorrow. There was a baby “boom” in the US population (and, for real, all over the world) between 1946 and 1964. Hence the name Baby Boomers..Boomers, for short.
Here are those box costumes we were talking about. Can't remember which ones I had though...https://www.pinterest.com/pin/464293042817580016/
Toni takes a candid moment and talks about her recent panic attacks. Though she's laughing on the outside, she is sick of people sh!t on the inside. Andi rounds out the hour with a game called “For The Girls” in which we help you get to know us better. I mean, y'all know an AWFUL lot about us but we want y'all all up in us.
As we wrap up another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds," we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!
Visit us at https://www.facebook.com/multiplegabwounds. From there, you can email us with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at mgwlistener@gmail.com …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…
Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”
Thursday Aug 08, 2024
Ep. 2.7 Sun yo D!ck!
Thursday Aug 08, 2024
Thursday Aug 08, 2024
I am too tired for show notes tonight, hoes. Tired...and hungry, too. Like a dating app loser would say, I'll update this profile later. Regardless, check out the show...it was a total love fest. Get you some friends like us or be our friend. You win either way.
As we wrap up another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds," we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shenan-again. Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe! Visit us at the book of faces at www.facebook.com/multiplegabwounds and send us an email letting us know some of your thoughts on this week’s episode. You can also email us with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at mgwlistener@gmail.com …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down… Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”
Friday Jul 26, 2024
Ep. 2.6 D*ldoes, Dookie Stains, & ww, oh my!
Friday Jul 26, 2024
Friday Jul 26, 2024
It is super clear from the title of today's show that we are looking to cancel the 💩 out of ourselves, but this was truly one of the funniest shows we have ever done, if we do say so ourselves.
Welcome back to another week of Multiple Gab Wounds! Today, Toni asks if it bothers you when she yells in the mic. If so, MGWListener@gmail.com. If no, MGWListener@gmail.com. If you are longer than 7", MGWListener@gmail.com...that includes strap*ns. ;-)
In this episode, we are wildly inappropriate straight out of the gate. We are NEVER gonna get monetized with these mouths. Toni want to share her (unopened and unused) toys. Check out, what we have named, The Jumpin' Jehosephet on Twitter (https://x.com/MGW_Podcast/status/1816678683454603514).
We discuss the cautionary tale of an influencer who seemed to be on CP time and how he almost missed a valuable opportunity at the Essence Festival. Should we let CP time rock cause it's cultural or do we need to get our act together?
Angi asks Black Women if they would rather be in a conference room with a wm or a ww. We get a little racy both literally and figuratively. This news op ed is full of links that answer our questions about racial segregation: https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/u-s-neighborhoods-are-more-segregated-generation-ago-perpetuating-racial-ncna1276372.
To end the show, Andi regales us with a couple of rounds of "Hood You Rather" and we discuss the lack of assault charges on a desert island.
As always, we want to thank you for listening to our little piece of the interwebs!
As we wrap up another episode of Multiple Gab Wounds, we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and sometimes unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!
Check us out on FB at https://www.facebook.com/multiplegabwounds/ & Drop us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement…but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…
Theme music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain - Juke
Also Mentioned in this episode:
Hood You Rather
https://hoodyourather.com/
Thursday Jul 18, 2024
Ep. 2.5 I drink because I'm old! Get off my property!
Thursday Jul 18, 2024
Thursday Jul 18, 2024
DOT'S PRETZELS! SPONSOR US!!!
Welcome back to another episode of Multiple Gab Wounds! Your hosts Toni, Andi, and Angi embark on a food drunk stream of consciousness after having lunch at (1) Ooh Wee Latrece in Mesquite, TX. If you are in the area, please stop by and patronize this small business. The food is LEGIT legit! At the beginning of the show, Toni tries to make a point about (2) Malcolm Gladwell's "The Tipping Point" and, once again, loses her train of thought. Maybe one day she'll get it together, maybe she won't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Angi talks about drinking and the privileges of getting old and yelling for people to get off her property. Have you ever had a pew pew pulled on you? Andi has...twice! (3) And as it so happens, there ARE actually more pew pews in the U.S. than people. Our kids can't play at your house if you are out here being willy nilly with your blamys. Sorry, not sorry. Toni recounts how she flogged one of her movers and considers buying stock in Goody or BC powder. We wrap up the show with a story on a Massachusetts teacher out here being r*cist af.
(4) AT THE TIME OF EMANCIPATION, THE TOTAL WORTH OF SLAVES WAS CLOSE TO 13 TRILLION 2020 DOLLARS.
As always, we want to thank you for listening to another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds". We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
Until then:
Show Karen and nem who tha f**k you are, and keep your tits and standards high!
Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!
Visit us on the book of faces at https://www.facebook.com/multiplegabwounds and send us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement…but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…
Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke” & "U57 160"
(1) https://www.oohweelatrecesoulfood.com/
(2) The Malcolm Gladwell point- https://www.ted.com/talks/malcolm_gladwell_choice_happiness_and_spaghetti_sauce?subtitle=en
(3) More guns than people-
https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/verify/more-guns-than-people-in-the-united-states-firearms-per-person-america-fact-check/65-8c558fbc-2d02-465e-97e7-bbc7d4fb00cb
(4) https://www.measuringworth.com/slavery.php
Thursday Jul 11, 2024
Ep. 2.4 Manifest Donald Lover
Thursday Jul 11, 2024
Thursday Jul 11, 2024
**What's Good, Fam?**
Hello Hoes and welcome back to another episode of gut-clutching laughs with the women of Multiple Gab Wounds! We hope y'all had a lit Juneteenth and that other holiday. We had to take some time to get our BBQ on and move the studio to a fresh new spot. Thanks for sticking with us!
Angela’s back at it, talking about the struggle of juggling school and work. She’s dropping gems all throughout the show and making sure that wine glass stays full.
Toni’s got some major news – she’s manifested her dream house! She’s spilling the tea on the new digs and having a major gratitude moment for her Besties sending positive vibes and some serious intention-setting to make it happen. If you’re trying to level up your life, let your besties at MGW manifest that ish with you!
Andy’s closing out the show with some fire commentary on Donald Glover’s speech at the BET Awards, which bought about the discussion of the performance of Blackness. Donald threw down some spicy takes and we here at MGW stan!
Thanks for rocking with us on another episode of “Multiple Gab Wounds”. Here’s hoping we brought a chuckle or smile to your day with our antics, randomness, and shenanigans. Make sure to tune in next week when we shenan-again.
Don’t forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!
Visit our FB page at https://www.facebook.com/multiplegabwounds/, click “Contact” in the menu and send us an email letting us know some of your thoughts on this week’s episode. Also, our love languages are gifts & qualify time, so chat with us on the page!
💜💜💜
Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke” & "U57 160"
"Let's all go to the lobby" written by Jack Tillar
Thursday Jun 27, 2024
Ep. 2.3 Season 2 Premiere part TRES!
Thursday Jun 27, 2024
Thursday Jun 27, 2024
I know, I know, I know! Three season premieres?? You damn skippy! That's how we roll in these parts. I don't know...maybe we will name the entire season the Season 2 Premiere. We don't care! We're reckless!
(TW: SA) Join us this week as we gab it out about our last 6 months, S.A. & the statute of limitations on it. Though we didn't mention it in the episode we wanted you to know that, according to RAINN.org (Rape, Abuse, & Incest National Network), the statute of limitations for serious SA can be up to 21 years. Find out more on the state-by-state guide located on the RAINN website (https://www.rainn.org/state-state-guide-statutes-limitations). This is the story that made me curious about the laws: https://apnews.com/article/dream-gesteeldediamant-lawsuit-sexual-abuse-mangroe-35270f2a60b101c17789576b1e50cfed?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share.
We want to thank you for joining us for another episode of “Multiple Gab Wounds”. Here’s hoping we brought a chuckle or smile to your day with our antics, randomness, and shenanigans. Make sure to tune in next week when we shenan-again.
Don’t forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!
Visit our FB page at https://www.facebook.com/multiplegabwounds/, click “Contact” in the menu and send us an email letting us know some of your thoughts on this week’s episode. Also, our love languages are gifts & qualify time, so chat with us on the page!
Also mentioned in this episode:
https://youtu.be/r967lcA_rR8?si=H29mtT_U40jpc_o8 💜💜💜
Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”
Thursday Jun 20, 2024
Ep. 2.2 Season premiere! With guest host Fanny Fartin!
Thursday Jun 20, 2024
Thursday Jun 20, 2024
Welcome back ya’ll! This week’s show is more season premiere! The three of us hadn't quite gotten the joy of being back together out of our systems. Today we, of course, will discuss how our weeks went, but then, Toni's b**ty joins the conversation...repeatedly. We take a quick intermission for lunch and then return to discuss our disappointment at the cancellation of Brian McKnight.
Also, you'll find this statistic handy: According to CDC.gov, the percent of births to unmarried people is 40%...and rising. (https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr73/nvsr73-02.pdf)
Visit our FB page at https://www.facebook.com/multiplegabwounds where you can message us and send us your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at mgwlistener@gmail.com …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…
Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke” & "U57 160"
Thursday Jun 13, 2024
Ep. 2.1 Season 2 Premiere...Welcome back, hoes!!!
Thursday Jun 13, 2024
Thursday Jun 13, 2024
Did you miss us?? We missed you! Andi, Angi, and Toni get together what we have been up to during the hiatus. We tried to curb our enthusiasm but, I mean, you should know us by now. ~smooches~ Toni ♠️
Monday Sep 11, 2023
Ep. 30 Pickle Extravaganza and Season 1 Finale
Monday Sep 11, 2023
Monday Sep 11, 2023
Welcome back ya’ll! This week’s show is our season 1 finale. Yeah, we know we said–at least to ourselves–that we wouldn't have seasons in this podcast. But listen, we’re old and need a break, but only for a few weeks. Today we, of course, will discuss how our weeks went, but then, we're back on our pickle bullshit for the last time… or is it? We’ll round out this finale by sharing some of our thoughts and things we’ve learned over the last six months. So grab your favorite pickled snack or beverage, sit back, and let's get gabby!
You hoes ready?
This week’s topics include:
Angi’s predictable routine.
Don’t nobody wanna come to a Ron DeSantis cookout.
The Bible has leftist talking points?
Andi’s reality TV (Love Island) observations
No way could Andi and Angi be a part of today’s dating scene
Our (more specifically, Toni’s) n***a wish lists
Toni has never seen Stranger Things?!
We're finally all pickled out...maybe.
Let the pickle tasting begin! We will try these products:
Van Holten’s Pickle-ice Flavored Freeze Pop
The Salty Lady Best Maid Beer Pickle
As we wrap up another episode and the first season of "Multiple Gab Wounds," we want to thank you for joining and supporting us this season. We truly hope we brought a chuckle or smile to your day with our antics, randomness, and shenanigans this season. Make sure to tune in a few weeks, when we shenan-again in season two.
Until then:
Come back each week and check out some bonus episodes and extras that we’ve curated to get you through that “between seasons” lull. Same bat (hoe?) channel, same hoe time.
Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!
Visit our website at multiplegabwounds.com, click “Contact” in the menu and send us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at mgwlistener@gmail.com …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…
Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”
Mentioned in this episode:
The Salty Lady Best Maid Beer Pickle
https://bestmaidpickles.com/product/beer-pickle/
Van Holten’s Pickle-ice Flavored Freeze Pop
https://vanholtenpickles.com/pickle-ice-freeze-pops/
Sunday Sep 03, 2023
Ep. 29 Good Dookie and Hip Hop Turns 50
Sunday Sep 03, 2023
Sunday Sep 03, 2023
This week we’re gettin’ gabby about all sorts of nonsense. We start with our significant others showing appreciation and validation for our womanly assets. Then…why are Toni and Andi watching random TikTok lives, like a woman eating ice and an automated fly catching device? We also commemorate Hip Hop’s 50th anniversary by sharing some of our favorite songs.
You hoes ready?
This week’s topics include:
Why can’t we just walk outside in our drawers?
Why Toni can relate to white people because we’ve destroyed the ozone layer
Who the fuck runs voluntarily?
Don’t fuck with our misophonia
The heat in Texas is still on its bullshit
Shingles ain’t no joke
When you gotta go, you gotta go - silky red panties be damned
…also, why can’t we throw out our old ass, torn, ripped, full of holes, underwear?
Toni gets a little action in the office…or does she?
This week we are commemorating Hip Hop’s 50th anniversary by discussing our personal favs for:
The best Hip Hop & R&B collaboration
A track with a legendary video
A Hip Hop love song
Your idea of the definitive Hip Hop track
A favorite party track
A song by your GOAT that explains why they’re your GOAT
Favorite Hip Hop remix
A song that felt like it came from your life
While we break down our favorite songs for these different categories, we felt it necessary to explain just how FINE Common and Method Man are. I said gawd damn! We also ruminate over why different Hip Hop songs resonate with us even though we didn’t necessarily live life on the streets.
We want to thank you for joining us for another episode of “Multiple Gab Wounds”. Here’s hoping we brought a chuckle or smile to your day with our antics, randomness, and shenanigans. Make sure to tune in next week when we shenan-again.
Don’t forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!
Visit our website at multiplegabwounds.com, click “Contact” in the menu and send us an email letting us know some of your thoughts on this week’s episode.
You can also email us with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at mgwlistener@gmail.com …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…
Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”
Mentioned in this episode:
The 50th Anniversary of Hip Hop
https://the50thanniversaryofhip-hop.com
Friday Aug 25, 2023
Ep. 28 Booty Balls and Pickle Extravaganza Pt. 1
Friday Aug 25, 2023
Friday Aug 25, 2023
Welcome back ya’ll! In this week’s show, we, of course, will discuss how our weeks went, but then, we're back on our pickle bullshit yo! We actually have quite a few pickle-y items to try. So grab your favorite pickled snack or beverage, sit back, and let's get gabby!
You hoes ready?
This week’s topics include:
An update on Toni’s house search
Caffeine genital flushes
Jacked up molting birds
Our kids listening to (or refusing to listen to) our podcast
Normalize the processes of women’s bodies
The toilet is the best place to watch TikToks
Toni’s office hours
Let the pickle tasting begin! We will try these products:
Pretzel Pzazz Seasoned Pretzel pieces - Spicy Dill Pickle Flavor
Rap Snacks - Money Bagg Yo - Dill Pickle Jalapeno potato chips
Hidden Valley Pickle Flavored Ranch dressing
Big Tex Chamoy Dill Pickle
As we wrap up another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds," we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
Until then:
Show Karen and nem who tha fuck you are, and keep your tits and standards high!
Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!
Visit our website at multiplegabwounds.com, click “Contact” in the menu and send us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at mgwlistener@gmail.com …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…
Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”
Mentioned in this episode:
Hidden Valley Pickle flavored ranch dressing
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Hidden-Valley-Pickle-Ranch-Dipping-Sauce-Topping-and-Dressing-20-fl-oz/2685158741?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0
Rap Snacks - Money Bagg Yo - Dill Pickle Jalapeno potato chips
https://www.rapsnacks.net/products/moneybagg-yo-jalapeno-dill-pickle-6-bags
“My motivation is to level up and be my best self no matter the circumstances. My hustle has given me a winning mindset making the impossible always seem possible.”
“Never underestimate a hustler”
Money Bagg Yo
Pretzel Pzazz Seasoned Pretzel pieces - Spicy Dill Pickle Flavor
https://candyfunhouse.com/products/pretzel-pzazz-dill-pickle-56g?pr_prod_strat=use_description&pr_rec_id=ae50c476f&pr_rec_pid=8427726766365&pr_ref_pid=8350146232605&pr_seq=uniform
Big Tex Chamoy Dill Pickle
https://www.alamocandy.com/store/Big-Tex-Chamoy-Dill-Pickle-THE-LIMIT-IS-ONLY-3-IF-YOU-BUY-MORE-YOUR-MONEY-WILL-BE-REFUNDED-BACK-p67402642
Candy Funhouse
https://candyfunhouse.com/
Be Caws Murder
Be_Caws_Murder@tiktok.com
Also Mentioned in this episode:
Relators, BC Powder, dungeons, game shows, Love Come Down, caffeine, birds, Boogie the opossum, gamer friends, menopause, periods, vaginas, Freak Nik, bosses, cleaners, The Five Heartbeats, ASMR, glitches, Chex Mix, French, Spanish, Portugal, Portuguese, Pringles, Master P, Master Pickles, Pickle cove, BBQ, sweet nuggets, sweet stacks, chicken wings, salads, pickle beer, salad dressing, homemade dressing, texture, cramps, Durian fruit, season 1, season 2, Andrew Zimmern, Manselle, Pickle balls, pussy balls
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
Ep. 27 Achy Nipples and Aqua Mane
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
We’re gabbin about all of it, from Beyoncé tickets and “Tax Free” weekend bulls**t, to snakes and hawks and bears, oh my. Of course we’re gonna talk about…should we talk about it? Hell yeah, we’re gonna talk about it. That’s right, the Montgomery Riverboat Mollywhop.
You hoes ready?
This week’s topics include:
Beyoncé Tickets
Phone farts
Our nipple issues
L.L. Cool J and other upcoming shows
Why “Tax Free Weekend” is some bulls**t
Home décor styles
Hair installation
“Andi’s Ambien Corner” report
Toni is flush with cash but,
…don’t send her 5:00 a.m. emails
Angi shares a news story that is just pure nightmare fuel, while Toni tries to hold it together.
Then we talk about the riverboat brawl (Sweet Tea Party) in Montgomery Al. We give you our perspective as well as helping “allies” as to what to do if something like this goes down near you.
We also look at what a few celebrities had to say about the melee. Spoiler, some people probably need their social media taken away for a bit.
As we wrap up another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds," we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shenan-again.
Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!
Visit our website at multiplegabwounds.com, click “Contact” in the menu and send us an email letting us know some of your thoughts on this week’s episode.
You can also email us with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at mgwlistener@gmail.com …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…
Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”
Mentioned in this episode:
Snake hawk story
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/08/08/texas-woman-attacked-snake-hawk/
Also Mentioned in this episode:
Everybody on mute, G cup, farts, boobs, nipples, erect, sliding door, menopause, hormones, hysterectomy, cramps, L.L. Cool J, Jazzy Jeff, Doug E Fresh, Rakim, The Roots, Big Boi, Goodie Mob, Juvenile, MC Lyte, Lil Rel, Tony Baker, Kev On Stage, Jason Banks, Rick Springfield, Bald Brothers tour, Back to school, Tax free weekend, Adidas, 8.25%, Kohls, Wing Stop, bonnets, locs, handle head, deer head, fros, henna, small face, big hair, carpet, curls, setting mousse, damp locs, chamoy marmalade, panties, Captain Save A Hoe, draws, money, boss, phones, dominance, Texas, snakes, hawks, claws, 4 feet long, venom, tractor, North Texas Snake Group, copperhead, rat snake, clowns, Fred G. Sanford, frogs, dead snakes, Sweet Tea Party, national holiday, August 5th, docks, slaves, ceremony, Aqua Mane, skipping, hate crime, ferry captain, Stephanie Mills, concert, Rickey Smiley, Holy Ghost, folding chair, allies, video, towels, water, attorney fees, white people, Marlon Wayans, small town, black, Clarence Thomas, Ben Carson, country song, irony, fake news, White Chicks, humility, railroad, brothers, Da Brat, True Legend, July 6th, baby having age, cute babies, chubby babies, milk drunk, watching people eat
Friday Aug 11, 2023
Ep. 26 Limp D**k Handshakes and Boo Boo Tha Fool
Friday Aug 11, 2023
Friday Aug 11, 2023
In this week’s show, we dive into a mix of topics and questions ranging from how BC Powder tastes like dicks to answering the question; What is the worst thing about borrowing money from black people? As usual, we recap our weeks and discuss some pop culture news. And finally, we play a new game called “Urban Trivia”. So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and let's get gabby! You don’t want to miss this one!
You hoes ready?
This week’s topics include:
“Limp dick” handshakes
What has/can a man do to make you completely lose interest?
Clothes shopping and Toni’s shoe addiction
Angi’s supernatural, CSI incident
Can we just leave the wildlife alone?
Would you eat the banana?
Mic slangin
Doja Cat don’t luv dem hoes
Lil Wanye is not here for ya’lls bullshit
Just leave your shirt on…please
When we play “Urban Trivia” we test our knowledge with questions like:
Who was the first hip-hop act to ever win a grammy?
Which of the following are excuses black folks use when they lose a fight?
According to the internet, what is Jesus Christ’s middle name?
When Deborah Cox asks, “How Did You Get Here?”, the appropriate response is…?
As we wrap up another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds," we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!
Visit our website at multiplegabwounds.com, click “Contact” in the menu and send us an email letting us know some of your answers to the “Urban Trivia” questions. You can also email us with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at mgwlistener@gmail.com …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…
Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”
Mentioned in this episode:
Urban Trivia Game
https://urbantriviagame.com/
Yellowstone Bison Calf story
https://www.npr.org/2023/05/24/1177857710/bison-calf-yellowstone-man
Also Mentioned in this episode
Generational curses, butt pics, BC powder, makeup, fake it till you make it, energy, military dads, back to school, roller skating, high voices, moaning like a girl, dumb as a box of rocks, big words, Dunning–Kruger effect, raining brains, shopping, Nike, true crime, paper shredder, supernatural, calendar, ghosts, ancestors, night, white man, tourists, bison calf, euthanized, animals, dogs, pigs, raccoons, Ciara, Chris Brown, Lizzo, favorite person, canceled, performance, nude dancers, auditions, fat shame, don’t meet your heroes, Cardi B, dj, expensive mics, Doja Cat, love, fans, Lil Wayne, Hi Five, Kenny Lattimore, Black Mirror, Gucci, Ross, plastic surgery, diets, weight loss, hip-hop, Grammy, Summertime, Parents Just Don’t Understand, HH Holmes, BBD, big butts, Carly Rae Jepsen, Call Me Maybe, Family Feud, borrowing money, cute shoes, Converse
Friday Aug 04, 2023
Ep. 25 Scissor Off and Muthaf***in Nipsules
Friday Aug 04, 2023
Friday Aug 04, 2023
Welcome back to another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds."
In this week’s show, we discuss the Mary Kay Letourneau and teen girls who have dated men significantly older. We also our own lived experiences of dating older men as a teen. And of course, we HAD to play a few more hilarious rounds of Hood You Rather!
So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and let's get gabby!
You hoes ready?
We kick off the episode with a recap of our weeks and ruminating on the woes of being 50...mainly hot flash relief.
Topics include:
Project Manager Andi
Momma reminisces about old flames
There are men (plural) out there with Andi's name tattooed on them
Angi's dental updates
Helping friends who have fallen on hard times
Car window customer service f**kery
Wipe your godd**n mouth
Then we revisit the case of Mary Kay Letourneau and share our opinions on it.
Topics include:
Similar to R. Kelly, or not?
What's happening in her life that she was wooed by a 12 year old?
Toni's experiences dating older men as a teen
Andi's experiences dating older men as a teen
Angi's experiences dating older men as a teen
Males tend to mature slower that women
How our upbringing played a part in our dating mentality
Women not really vilified as much as men
Men are typically seen as predators and ARE more predatory
Do statutory rape laws need to be reevaluated
Finally we play some rounds of Hood You Rather.
This week's questions include:
Hood You Rather...
Say your best friends name during sex OR have a close friend who slept with your mom?
Have your ass whooped by a 10 year old OR kick a toddler in the back every time you smell weed?
Have a year without eyebrows OR have no lips?
Have one large nostril OR have 3 inch nipples?
Email us at mgwlistener@gmail.com and let us know your answers to these important and pressing questions.
As we wrap up another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds," we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
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Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”
Mentioned in this episode:
Hood You Rather
https://hoodyourather.com/
Also Mentioned in this episode
Buckees, chamoy, love of food, Taco Bell, bad food choices, Italian, Thai food, Laarb Gai, Mary Kay Letourneau, Vili, Berberine, Wild Yam Root, dolphins, Doctor Who, Boston Terriers, tropical vacations, Awahua, squirrels, scissors, partials, wax try ins, healing abutments, tooth gap, crab, Plano TX, Safelite, customer service, recycling fees, yogurt, TikTok, Lil Wayne, gag reflex, R. Kelly, helping friends in need, car windows, maturity, exploitation, legal age, narcissist, love, abuse, relationship manipulation, advances, older men, school settings, stories, statutory rape laws, bragging rights, toddlers, kicking, weed, eyebrows, no lips, nostrils, nipples