Multiple Gab Wounds

Ep. 2.20 Thanksgiving Musings

Happy New Year and welcome back to another on-time episode of Multiple Gab Wounds!
In the intro, Toni is referencing a book called “Man Made: A memoir” by Ken Baker. Reading is fundamental y'all, so do it. Toni brings up the book because she found out that 80% of gender-affirming surgeries are performed on STRAIGHT MEN!
Here is the study: https://hsph.harvard.edu/news/gender-affirming-surgeries-rarely-performed-on-transgender-youth/
And pay close attention to paragraph number freakin' five >:(
In lighter news, we play a couple of rounds of Discretion, a Blk House trivia game. Safe to say, we three are thoroughly immersed in Black culture. Look forward to having a game night with us soon. Angi is sick of her co-workers and is retracting her mammy tiddies and Andi gives us an update on her mom and getting ready for her new kitty, Leviathan <3
Did you know that UTIs can cause delirium in dementia patients?? Google it!
As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds. We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again. Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe! Drop us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at mgwlistener@gmail.com …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…
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Ep. 2.17 Isn't he older than your boyfriend?

Welcome back to another late episode of Multiple Gab Wounds! Duh...
Ever heard Toni gob-smacked?? You will today...
The first song Toni ever won a dance contest to was Mr. Magic's Wand by Whodini
Rapture by Blondie
How many people in the U.S. have died from COVID 19? 1.2 million people
Angi has a FTG for mediocre wt men and Andi asks us what shouldn't be effed with. Our favourite was the last one <3
As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds. We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again. Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe! Drop us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at mgwlistener@gmail.com …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…
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Ep. 2.16 You just don't want to have a Black woman in charge of you

Welcome back to another late episode of Multiple Gab Wounds! I mean...
We open the show with lamentations about hot flashes. It's some BS. I need more women in STEM to get on a cure for this right away. Correction; a cheap or free cure.
What Toni was talmbout: https://www.npr.org/2024/10/10/g-s1-27633/barack-obama-kamala-harris-black-men-pennsylvania
What Angie was talmbout: https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/10/23/2024-elections-live-coverage-updates-analysis/genforward-poll-black-latino-voters-00185161
What Toni was talmbout: https://www.niaaa.nih.gov/alcohols-effects-health/alcohol-topics/older-adults#:~:text=The%20size%20of%20the%20older,rate%20for%20women%20than%20men.
https://www.thoughtco.com/black-women-most-educated-group-us-4048763#:~:text=Black%20women%20are%20going%20to,a%20look%20at%20health%20statistics.
https://www.brookings.edu/articles/who-is-driving-black-business-growth-insights-from-the-latest-data-on-black-owned-businesses/
https://freakonomics.com/podcast/should-traffic-lights-be-abolished-replay/
Angi and Toni also talk about our see-through children and racial confusion and Andi asks a Reddit question that leads us into introspection: Do you agree/disagree that lust looks like love until it's time to sacrifice?
As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds. We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again. Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe! Drop us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at mgwlistener@gmail.com …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…
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Ep. 2.15 McCall's very recent and relevant dating advice.

Welcome back to another late episode of Multiple Gab Wounds! We’re barely holding it together, y'all...
 
Angi kicks things off with another round of FTG. Seriously, this segment has a bottomless pit of candidates. Then Andi swoops in with some fresh and oh-so-relevant dating tips straight outta McCalls magazine. Spoiler alert: Toni might need a rope for this one.
 
As always, a huge shoutout to you for tuning in to our somewhat regularly scheduled nonsense on Multiple Gab Wounds. We hope our shenanigans and ramblings make your day a little brighter. Make sure to tune in next week when we shenan again. Don’t forget to listen, share, rate, and subscribe! Hit us up with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or just some love at mgwlistener@gmail.com... but keep it cute, okay? We don't take dicks laying down!
Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”.
 

Ep. 2.14 Apparently, we are excellent in the sack

“The truth is that the universe has been answering you all of your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are awake.”
― Rhonda Byrne, The Secret
For real though, do you want us to hurry and get to the point of the show? And can you tell us the point of our show? Marketing says we have to choose a genre and, well, we don't want to. Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Besides, what could our genre be??
Andi launches us off with tales from her week. What food or dish do you think you could eat for the rest of your life?
Angi gives us another segment of “Eff That Guy”. Eff Post Malone and Judge Joe Brown. Of course we talk about Beyonce...duh.
According to the article from Bustle, we three are incredible in the sack. We can't be beat. Don't even try. Sorry, not sorry. Check out Butterscotch Pirate and Chris Yamez on the socials. Both are also on Quinn.
As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds.
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Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”
And here's a present for you...https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3zoVSWX1qK2awJ8k49BeWF
 

Ep. 2.13 Chris Brown vs. Michael Jackson, as if...

Have you ever loved someone so much it bought you to tears? Yeah, me neither.
Welcome back to another week of the effery that is Multiple Gab Wounds! The pod you didn't know you needed about anything and everything.
What is the plural of mucus? Take a listen and find out. Right out the gate, Andi waylays the show with a post from Tank comparing Michael Jackson and Chris Brown. As if there could be any comparison...or could there? Speaking of G.O.A.T.s, we sprinkle a little Beyonce into the mix because, of course.
We have been told that our very distinct personalities come through on the show. At no time will that be more evident than when we play “Who's more likely to...”, a game that asks who is most likely to go straight to hell in a hand basket. Are hand baskets still a thing? And what would it look like if Andi went dark??
Toni tangent: Listen as Toni tells the story of the stinky dude who sat next to her at the movie theater. Poo stew...
As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds.
We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
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Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”
And here's a present for you...https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3zoVSWX1qK2awJ8k49BeWF

Ep. 2.12 Dating over 40

These late shows are just becoming a bad habit at this point. We promise get it together soon.  In the meantime, here's a gift...
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3zoVSWX1qK2awJ8k49BeWF
These songs we bequeath upon thee to go ye therefore and take over the world! Don't ever say we ain't gave you nuttin...
We open the show with utter disgust from Toni's son. She may eventually learn to stop being so honest but it obviously will not be on this day. Angela celebrates the 20th anniversary of The Sixth Sense which prompts us into a discussion of who our favs really are as people. Andi leads us down memory lane as reminisce about useless things we memorized from our childhoods ( Correction: abierto y cerrado) or didn't remember until we were adults...and Andi has a doozy.
Then we launch into dating over 40. Y'all, the pool not only has dookie in it, it IS dookie with pockets of water. You don't have to read up on the Gary and Kenya thing: He cheated, he got someone pregnant, she is scorned, the kids are scorned, He is engaged. To a degree, we are not surprised. We end with discussing prison pen pals (Please read the book “The New Jim Crow” and watch the movie “13th”).
As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds. We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
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Ep. 2.11 Lost Episode- Eff your favs

Remember when that dude snuck into the hotel room to suck some toes? That's around the time this episode was recorded. Y'all! I found an old show that I think we may have forgotten to put out! Tell me if you have heard this one before...
Welcome back to a vintage episode of Multiple Gab Wounds. Hosts Andi, Angi, & Toni are chopping it up in the woods with some micheladas. We open the show with the perils of aging...we are not fans. Youth is truly wasted on the young. Before we launch in on our topics, we are back on our pickle bull5#!+ with Frank's Red Hot Dill Pickle hot sauce. Did you know there are 170mgs of sodium in a tablespoon of that stuff? Toni's fingers swoll up almost instantly.
Angi reports on the story of a 6 year old who ordered over $1000 in a takeout app (we blame the dad) and unusual things left behind in an Uber. If I were a Uber driver, I'd make out like a big dog. That light saber is MINE!
Toni recounts the story of getting arrested by a one-legged police officer and Andi chats about celebrity horror stories which then leads us to older men dating younger women. Men in the entertainment industry are tragic with this. Brooke Shields always has been and always will be one of the most beautiful women in the world. Fight me.
Also, so many mouth noises on this audio. I tried, y'all.
As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds.
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Ep. 2.10 Missy & The Labia Lips

“You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.” - Bruce Banner
I used to think Lou Ferrigno was so cute. Anywho, welcome back to another episode of Multiple Gab Wounds! Angi opens the show with a demonstration of allyship with our Autistic kids. Do y'all get sick of us having lunch in the middle of the show? Let us know by shooting us a message on our book of faces at https://www.facebook.com/multiplegabwounds/.
We start the show with how we might give ourselves permission to pop off and express our anger. None of us are pretty with it. We are downright destructive to property and lives. Next, we talk about Missy Elliot's Out of This World concert with Timbaland, Busta Rhymes, Ciara, and Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliot herself. We ARE the special effects! A good time was had by all <3
Next up we talk about the concerts we WON'T be going to. Not because we don't want to but because we got bills. We then end the show with a game of Pick Your Poison. Y'all that game is a problem, lol!
As we wrap up another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds," we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
Until then:
Show Karen and nem who tha fuck you are, and keep your tits and standards high!
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Let's go out to the lobby by Jack Tiller

Ep. 2. 9 Chink, chink...Waaaariorrrrs!

You hoes ready?
We open the show with Boo's puke socks. I mean, that is just what the record button landed on ~shrug~. In this episode, Toni & Angi call their sisters to figure out if Gen Z know nursery rhymes. Suffice it to say...skibidi toilet. Here is a lil something-something about nursery rhymes... https://nurseryrhymesmg.com/. Don't let the traditions die! Also, Toni was all the way wrong about Humpty Dumpty...https://www.historydefined.net/humpty-dumpty-history/ . She was thinking of Jack & Jill. She was also thinking she would share her audio with you, if you don't mind...https://soundgasm.net/u/Master_Akua/A4A-Let-Me-Lift-You-Up. She said be nice, she is still learning. :-)
Only Black people chime in on this one: Bonnets in public; yay or nay? Why?
They talk about the Hip Hop Olympics and Australia's auspicious contribution to the art form. Dena the Hip-Hop dance instructor could have taught Raygun a thing or two: https://youtu.be/IS2KQ46Kf84?si=3cxEVIsZBpaxKYUp. The women make their plans for their English vacation and then end the show with a round of Pick Your Poison.
As we wrap up another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds," we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
Until then:
Show Karen and nem who tha fuck you are, and keep your tits and standards high!
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Ep.2.8 Panic at the GenX

TW: SA, male body parts
STOP THIS BUS! THAT N!&&A GOT HIS EGGPLANT IN HIS HAND! Welcome back to another week of Multiple Gab Wounds. This week, besties Andi, Angi, & Toni discuss bus jerky and poopy bric-a-brac.
The comedian Toni was thinking of was Russell Peters. Russell does a great bit about haggling and take it...and go. Far be it from us to brag but Gen-X is 1000000% the best generation. I mean, we are the generation that gave you hoes internet! ~Brushing our shoulders off~ <<<--- We gave you that too!!!
Shout out to Zato's for lunch in the middle of the show. No, they didn't sponsor anything. We had to buy it ourselves. Tell them we sent you and maybe they will bless us with lunch on them.
Angie was right! When WWII ended in 1945, the Silent Generation came home from the war and started smashing like there was no tomorrow. There was a baby “boom” in the US population (and, for real, all over the world) between 1946 and 1964. Hence the name Baby Boomers..Boomers, for short.
Here are those box costumes we were talking about. Can't remember which ones I had though...https://www.pinterest.com/pin/464293042817580016/
Toni takes a candid moment and talks about her recent panic attacks. Though she's laughing on the outside, she is sick of people sh!t on the inside. Andi rounds out the hour with a game called “For The Girls” in which we help you get to know us better. I mean, y'all know an AWFUL lot about us but we want y'all all up in us.
As we wrap up another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds," we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
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Ep. 2.7 Sun yo D!ck!

I am too tired for show notes tonight, hoes. Tired...and hungry, too. Like a dating app loser would say, I'll update this profile later. Regardless, check out the show...it was a total love fest. Get you some friends like us or be our friend. You win either way. 
As we wrap up another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds," we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shenan-again.   Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!   Visit us at the book of faces at www.facebook.com/multiplegabwounds and send us an email letting us know some of your thoughts on this week’s episode.  You can also email us with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at mgwlistener@gmail.com …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down… Music provided by https://slip.stream  T-Pain “Juke”

Ep. 2.6 D*ldoes, Dookie Stains, & ww, oh my!

It is super clear from the title of today's show that we are looking to cancel the 💩 out of ourselves, but this was truly one of the funniest shows we have ever done, if we do say so ourselves. 
Welcome back to another week of Multiple Gab Wounds!  Today, Toni asks if it bothers you when she yells in the mic. If so, MGWListener@gmail.com.  If no, MGWListener@gmail.com. If you are longer than 7", MGWListener@gmail.com...that includes strap*ns. ;-)
In this episode, we are wildly inappropriate straight out of the gate. We are NEVER gonna get monetized with these mouths. Toni want to share her (unopened and unused) toys. Check out, what we have named, The Jumpin' Jehosephet on Twitter (https://x.com/MGW_Podcast/status/1816678683454603514). 
We discuss the cautionary tale of an influencer who seemed to be on CP time and how he almost missed a valuable opportunity at the Essence Festival. Should we let CP time rock cause it's cultural or do we need to get our act together?
Angi asks Black Women if they would rather be in a conference room with a wm or a ww. We get a little racy both literally and figuratively. This news op ed is full of links that answer our questions about racial segregation: https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/u-s-neighborhoods-are-more-segregated-generation-ago-perpetuating-racial-ncna1276372.
To end the show, Andi regales us with a couple of rounds of "Hood You Rather" and we discuss the lack of assault charges on a desert island.
As always, we want to thank you for listening to our little piece of the interwebs!
As we wrap up another episode of Multiple Gab Wounds, we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and sometimes unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
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Also Mentioned in this episode:
Hood You Rather
https://hoodyourather.com/

Ep. 2.5 I drink because I'm old! Get off my property!

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Welcome back to another episode of Multiple Gab Wounds! Your hosts Toni, Andi, and Angi embark on a food drunk stream of consciousness after having lunch at (1) Ooh Wee Latrece in Mesquite, TX. If you are in the area, please stop by and patronize this small business. The food is LEGIT legit! At the beginning of the show, Toni tries to make a point about (2) Malcolm Gladwell's "The Tipping Point" and, once again, loses her train of thought. Maybe one day she'll get it together, maybe she won't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
Angi talks about drinking and the privileges of getting old and yelling for people to get off her property. Have you ever had a pew pew pulled on you? Andi has...twice! (3) And as it so happens, there ARE actually more pew pews in the U.S. than people. Our kids can't play at your house if you are out here being willy nilly with your blamys. Sorry, not sorry. Toni recounts how she flogged one of her movers and considers buying stock in Goody or BC powder. We wrap up the show with a story on a Massachusetts teacher out here being r*cist af. 
(4) AT THE TIME OF EMANCIPATION, THE TOTAL WORTH OF SLAVES WAS CLOSE TO 13 TRILLION 2020 DOLLARS. 
As always, we want to thank you for listening to another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds". We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
Until then:
Show Karen and nem who tha f**k you are, and keep your tits and standards high!
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(1) https://www.oohweelatrecesoulfood.com/
(2) The Malcolm Gladwell point- https://www.ted.com/talks/malcolm_gladwell_choice_happiness_and_spaghetti_sauce?subtitle=en
(3) More guns than people-
https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/verify/more-guns-than-people-in-the-united-states-firearms-per-person-america-fact-check/65-8c558fbc-2d02-465e-97e7-bbc7d4fb00cb
(4) https://www.measuringworth.com/slavery.php

Ep. 2.4 Manifest Donald Lover

**What's Good, Fam?**
 
Hello Hoes and welcome back to another episode of gut-clutching laughs with the women of Multiple Gab Wounds! We hope y'all had a lit Juneteenth and that other holiday. We had to take some time to get our BBQ on and move the studio to a fresh new spot. Thanks for sticking with us!
 
Angela’s back at it, talking about the struggle of juggling school and work. She’s dropping gems all throughout the show and making sure that wine glass stays full. 
 
Toni’s got some major news – she’s manifested her dream house! She’s spilling the tea on the new digs and having a major gratitude moment for her Besties sending positive vibes and some serious intention-setting to make it happen. If you’re trying to level up your life, let your besties at MGW manifest that ish with you!
 
Andy’s closing out the show with some fire commentary on Donald Glover’s speech at the BET Awards, which bought about the discussion of the performance of Blackness. Donald threw down some spicy takes and we here at MGW stan!
 
Thanks for rocking with us on another episode of “Multiple Gab Wounds”. Here’s hoping we brought a chuckle or smile to your day with our antics, randomness, and shenanigans. Make sure to tune in next week when we shenan-again.
 
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